so.
i don’t know about this kid. i think we may need to keep our relationship solely in the bedroom.
we had plans for dinner. when we get there he proceeds to tell me that he doesn’t have any funds to pay for his food. wtf?
and then he tells me that it was because he went out the night prior and spent way too much money. wtf?
conversation was… eh.
i was really, really tempted to just make him go home.
i didn’t.
i want to teach this guy to fish. i should just take ron swanson’s advice.
but, really. if no one teaches this kid, who will?
we get home, i take him to the bedroom. i ask, “you wanna make out, right?”
of course he does.
we’re kissing. i’m ready for the next step. boobage. i take off my bra.
he gets a little rough. OUCH. i have to tell him about boobs. “you can’t squeeze the whole boob like that. it hurts. nips are different story, i’ll let you know when you’ve gone too far.”
finally i let him take off my shirt. things are going ok, then he bites my nipple a little too hard. i screech.
we’re snuggling for a minute, he hugs me hard and tells me he likes me. this happens a few times during our evening.
i say, “i’m still on the fence.”
i say, “i guess we should go to the next level.” “what level is that,” he asks.
i say,
“i think you should become acquainted with my vagina.”
i give him an anatomy lesson.
really. but abridged.
i let him poke and prod. i express the importance of lubrication. multiple times.
he’s no good at this.
next lesson: eating pussy.
he’s surprisingly OK at this. he’s able to find my clit and give it much needed attention. i don’t come, but i’m hopeful.
i don’t go any further. enough ground has been covered. he needs to reflect.
i let him stay the night – i like cuddling. judge me.
in the morning he thanks me for his lesson and asks if i have any homework for him. seriously.
i jump on this. “why, i’m glad you asked. give me your email, i have this great “article” you should read.
oh! and take this book home and read ALL of it.”
on the way to work i read my horoscope.
Virgo Nov 17 2011
You have heard it said that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. What does that mean? It means that your good deed will often take you to a place you hadn’t anticipated, and that place might wind up becoming a burden on your time, your energy, and your generosity. It’s true – being a giving person can cause you to be taken advantage of, or to get yourself too deep into something you hadn’t quite envisioned. But there is a definite upside too, Virgo. Someone is now reaching out to you, and you may be weighing the possibilities. There is much to gain here – such as personal fulfillment, and the knowledge that you did the right thing.
hmmm?
the right time. 